its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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