dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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