can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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