You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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