Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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