have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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