Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
this will be a night to untag.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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