I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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