My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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