Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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