Is it normal to miss your booty call?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Will exercising make me less horny?
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