sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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