He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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