hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Welp...herpes.
he thought i was a dude.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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