Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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