i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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