we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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