Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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