Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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