Welp...herpes.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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