hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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