You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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