We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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