Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize
