She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
