Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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