I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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