Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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