he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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