Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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