Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You can't special order awesome
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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