remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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