I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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