I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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