we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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