I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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