Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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