She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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