3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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