I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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