I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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