i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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