i permit you to call me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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