Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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