i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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