Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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