Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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