you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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