I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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