Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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