i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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