just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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