I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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