spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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